"Ow! You bloody git, easy!" England snarled as Germany dragged the tried up country out of your country. "Zats vhat you get for trying to spy on _______ again! It was lucky I came when I did!" With that, he tossed the English country out, making him land on his face. "And don't let me catch you around here again!" Germany yelled as he stomped off, leaving England in the dirt. "That damned wanker! Why does he have to be so strong?" he growled as he wiggled out of his restraints. "If only he was a little smaller, I could easily take him o-" He was interrupted when he heard a pained meow. He looked to see he had landed on a small cat. "Oh shoot, sorry little fella" he said as he picked up the cat, who then proceeded to try to claw at his face. "Ow, hey cut that out that hurts!" England yelled, the cat soon settling down. He looked at the tiny kitty on his hands. "Man, if Germany was your size, I could easily get my revenge-" suddenly, an idea popped in his head. He looked at the kitty with a devilish grin, making the kitty shake in fear. "If he was you size…" he chuckled darkly and went straight to work.

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"England? Here again?" Germany sat on your sofa as he just finished telling you of the spying Brit. "Ja, he just doesn't know when to quit. But you need to keep a better look out! Mein gott, its like your turning into Italy." You sighed as you tucked a strand of (h/c) hair behind your ear. "I know, I know but he is a freaking spy! How am I supposed to tell when he is around?" "You need to keep a good wa- nrgh!" He was interrupted by a sudden light headed feeling. "Germany? What's wrong, are you okay?" You walked over to him, concern in your voice as he held his head. "J-ja, just feeling a little dizzy." "I'll go get you some water. Wait here." You said as you quickly stood up and headed for the kitchen. Germany tried to look up but his vision was blurred and he could feel himself sway. Vhat is happening to me? he thought as he fell on to the hard floor, soon blacking out.

He woke up shortly after, the dizzy feeling still present. Vhat vas zat? he looked up to the table… vait, why is every sing suddenly taller? "Germany, sorry for making you wai-… Germany?" he looked up to see you looking around the room. "Germany, where did you go?" ______? you looked at him in surprise. "Oh a kitty~!" Germany froze. Vait, vhat? You lifted him up to you "So cute~" "Vhat is zis?" You froze as well. "Wait… YOU CAN TALK?!?!" "VAT ZE HELL IS GOING ON?!" "Wait, Germany, is that you?" "Of course its me!" "B-but you're a cat!" he paused and slowly turned to the mirror on your wall. Sure enough, he was now a small gray cat, a black, red, and yellow ribbon around his neck. "How ze hell did this happen?!" His question was soon answered when England stormed into the room and grabbed Germany from your hands. "Aha! It worked! Now that your this small, I can finally get my revenge…. My revenge…" There was a long pause as England held Germany and you stood there trying to figure out what was happening. "I can't take it out on you now! Your just a cat!" "Then vhy did you turn me like zis?" "Well I was thinking of my revenge, you git!" England huffed as he tossed Germany back into your arms. "Well, I do feel better knowing you'll stuck like this for now." "You arshlock!" England chuckled  as he walked out of your house ."Enjoy your new pet life, pussy cat." Now it was just you and - the new neko- Germany, who leapt out of your arms. "So, looks like your going to be a cat for a while now, huh?" "Seems so. I'm going home." "What, now?" You quickly kneeled down and picked him up before he could leave. "You can't leave now, its late! Just stay for tonight." "Nien, I'll be fine. I need to think of a way to get England to change me back." "But how do you plan on getting inside, or showering, or eating without hands? Not to mention your three large dogs at home." "… I'll sink of something." You hugged him close to you "Please Germany. I'm worried about you." you both sat in silence, him still hugged close to you. "… Alright. I'll stay." "Yay~! Don't worry. You can count on me!" you smiled as you began to scratch at his ears. He let out a soft purr… wait, purr? "Knock that off!" he hissed (see what I did there? -shot-) as he swiped at your hands. "Heh sorry, force of habit." And so, Germany's new "pet life" began.

You worked hard to make sure Germany was okay at your house… or at least the best you could. It was a little weird trying to take care of Germany, even if he was a cat. Even through this, you managed to get along pretty well, though needless to say, the bathing was a bit awkward. One night, Germany strolled into your kitchen. You had fallen asleep at your table, your head cradled in your arms on top of a newspaper. Germany sighed. "She's really not used to this, is she?" he said to himself as he tugged at your arm. As it moved away from the paper he looked to see a small sketch on it. Vhat is zis? Some kind of code? he thought as he examined the paper. It appeared to be a cat with an arrow pointing to a star and another pointing to a stick figure holding a beer. "is she planning on wishing on a star… to help me?" he looked at your sleeping form. A tired smile was on your lips as you slept. "Don't worry. You can count on me!" "You really are a strange one, aren't you?" He said gently, rubbing against your arm. "Though maybe this form is best for now." He gentle licked your cheek. … lick? "God dame it, I'm acting like a cat!"

So far a week had gone by with no sign of change. You still went on as normal, carrying Germany along with you. You walked down the street, Germany and a bag of groceries in one arm, while the other used your sweatshirt to shield you both from the rain. "Man, this weather is nuts huh? I wonder if there will still be stars out tonight" You said, Germany remembering the drawing. "Ja, but you know you don't have to carry me, you can set me down." "But you'll get all dirty. Unless you want to take another bath~" "No vay!" Germany said abruptly, still embarrassed by the first time. You gave a small smile to the neko Germany. "Then be a good kitty and sit my arms" He gave a small grumble as you continued to walk. Its not like he was really enjoying… right? As the days went by, his emotions seemed to mix around you. He couldn't quite figure it out. Maybe he should ask Italy later. He was interrupted by the sounds of wolf calls. You both turn to see a group of creepy old men watching you, making you uncomfortable and Germany increasingly annoyed. "Here kitty, kitty~. I got a cat toy you can play with." one of the men calls out to you. You quicken your pace, Germany could feel you shake from nervousness. "Hey! We're talking to you, girly." One of the men starts walking up to you, making you try to walk faster. Before you could get away fast enough, a large hand grabbed your arm. "Not getting away that eas- Ow!" The man yelped as Germany scratched his hand. This did not make things better as the man proceeded to yank Germany from your arms, holding him by the scruff. "Well, aren't you a bad kitty? You should know I feed bad kitties to the pit bull." Okay so that wasn't Germany's best ideas but he wasn't about to let you get assaulted by these men. "Hey! Leave him alone!" you yelled at the brute who was holding Germany. "I'll trade ya for a good time, sweet cheeks." "How about this instead?" With that, you kicked the man in the shin, grabbed Germany, and ran away. "Vhat are you doing?!" "Running like hell, what does it look like?!" He was about to retort when he saw the man chasing and cursing at you. "Ve can't run forever, he'll follow us to your house!" "Ugh I hate it when your right." You sudden turned the corner and ran towards a tall tree. "________, vhat are you-" "Just hang on and try to keep quiet, okay?" You placed Germany on your shoulder and began to quickly climb the tree. You climbed until you were hidden by the thick branches. You and Germany watched over as the man tried to find you. "Where are you, you little bitch!" The man shouted. Germany could feel your arm pull him closer to you, as well as your shaking. "______, are you okay?" You looked at him and force a smile. "Yea, I'm okay. Just a little shaken up." He frowned at the man below. How dare he frighten you like. He just wanted to beat the crap out of him. The man finally gave up and you waited until he was far enough away. "Alright, lets get out of here." "Careful, its slippery" "Right!" You managed to set your foot onto the branch below, only for you to unfortunately lose your footing, making you fall forward. "Ahhh!" you yelped as you fell out of the tree. "_______!" Germany yelled as he braced himself for the landing. Nothing. He waited. Still nothing. He slowly opened his eyes then quickly widened them. He was pressed against your chest and you were lying on you back on the ground, your eyes shut tightly. He quickly slipped out of your arms and went beside you. "______! ________, are you alright?!" You slowly began to sit up. "I-is Germany?…" "Not a scratch" You looked at him, a soft smile on your face. "I'm so glad. I was afraid I smushed you!" He looked at you in shock. She took the fall… to protect me. "Heh, looks like we still got wet after all, huh?" you giggled as you lifted Germany back into your arms and grabbed the groceries, which were thankfully not damaged badly. If I wasn't stuck like this, I could have stopped her from falling he thought as you walked home. And should wouldn't have had to run in the first place. He looked up at you again, a soft smile still on your lips. I've got to change back, and soon.

Germany sat next to you in your bed as you slept, looking over you with a longing feeling. He gave a quiet sigh as he looked out the window, seen the rain clouds had disappeared and stars were now visible. Stars, huh? he thought, remembering the sketch and sighing. At zis point, I'll try anysing. He looked towards the window and stared at the stars. Change me back, change me back, change me back, change me back, CHANGE ME BACK!   

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Suddenly, a star started falling right out of the sky, overwhelmed by a sudden attack of wishing, right towards a certain Brit's house.

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England looked at his book frustrated. "Ugh I felt bad for turning that bastard into a cat but now I can't figure out how to change him back!" He said, flipping through the pages and turned to the pentagram. "Alright now, Germany's a good chap so, Change him ba- AHHH!" His spell was thrown off when a star landed straight into his head. Suddenly, the symbol started to glow and light began to shoot to the sky. "I sure hope that's a good thing." England said, rubbing his now aching head.

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You slept calmly in you bed, when you felt a soft glow against your face. You slowly opened your eyes, and as soon as you did, a dark blush ran across your cheeks. Germany, wearing nothing but the ribbon on his neck, lying right on top of you. "_______…" "Germany? Your… You're back!" You smiled as you wrapped him in a hug, a little surprised when he returned to embrace. "I'm glad to be back." "Hee, I missed you muscles~" You both pulled away, Germany's arms still on you. You got a good look at him and could help but start giggling. "Vats so funny?" He asked confused. "W-well its just, when your all big and brawny…" "Yea?" "You look kinda funny with the bow on" You giggled as Germany groaned. "Lisen, _______, I vanted to thank you for all you have done for me, and I'm sorry I caused you such trouble. I truly am grateful" You blinked at the Germany before giving him a soft smile. "Of course German, your over exaggerating! I'll always help you in any bind…" You wrapped your arms around his neck, pulled him closer and placed your forehead on his. "I'm glad I was able to be useful to you." Germany could feel his face heat up quickly and his heart race. He then felt you scratch behind his ear. "______?" You quickly stopped yourself and pulled back, rubbing you neck and blushing. "Heh sorry, I'm used to you being a cat, heh heh." Suddenly Germany pulled you back into the embrace, his head in the crook of your neck. Before you could understand, you felt his warm tongue drag across you neck. "G-Germany?" you stammered, trying to hold back the moan building up. "Me too then." "Eh?" "The animal in me, hasn't quite left yet." He pulled away, giving you a chance to look in his, now lust-filled, blue eyes. Catching on, you gave him a sly smile. "Well, aren't you a naughty little kitty~?" He gave you a smirk before crashing his lips into yours with a passionate force. You let out a breathy moan, giving him a chance to slip his tongue into your mouth, only making you moan more. He slowly laid you back down onto the bad and removed your top. He kissed you on the lips once more before slowly kissing down your neck and torso, stopping at the hem of your shorts. He pulled them off painfully slow, making you squirm much to his enjoyment. He towered over your now naked body, enjoying the very sight of it. "Now zis is going to hurt at first but I promise it vill feel better. Are you ready?" he asked. You gave him a reassuring smile, removing the bow from his neck and tossing it with your clothing. "I'm ready" With that, he place his large member into your womanhood. You yelped out in pain before being silenced by his dominating lips on yours. Slowly he began to thrust, making the pain lessen and turning it into pleasure. "P-please Ger-ahh~many. Faster~" "______, you feel amazing" he groaned as he began to speed up. As he continued to push, you could feel a fire burning in your stomach, wanting to be released. "I-I'm gunna-" "I know, me too." He began to move faster and faster, your moans becoming louder and louder. Finally, you reached your limits, your vision going white from pure ecstasy. Germany soon followed after you and collapsed next to you. You pressed your body to his, snuggling to his broad chest. "Who knew you could be such an animal~?" You said with a tired smile. He smiled as he pulled your covers over the two of you and fell asleep, at peace with you in his arms.

-Extended ending-

The creepy man walked up to your house. "Time to show that little whore what she deserves." He began to bang on the door. The door opened and he stood there in fear. A large, muscled man answered the door, you standing behind him. "And vat do you thing your doing?" "… just coming over to apologize for my behavior before and going to turn myself in" the man said as he bolted from your doorstep. "Zats vhat I thought. He said as he shut the door, meeting your embrace. "Screw America, you're the only hero I need."