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Choose 10 Hetalia Characters:
1.Germany
2.Italy
3.Romano
4.Sweden
5.Spain
6.America
7.Japan
8.China
9.Russia
10.Australia
1. 6 enters your bedroom at night, saying (s)he had a nightmare. What do you do? (America)
America: Kenzie? Are you sleeping?
Me: -muffles through covers- No, I'm skydiving. What is it?
America: Can I stay in here tonight? I can't sleep.
Me: Which movie?
America: Human Centipede
Me: Oh geez. -sigh- Alright, get over here.
America: -Along with Mr. Pillow, hops in my bed- You are an awesome dudette.
Me: Great, thanks, now go to sleep. And watch your hands, pal.
2. You're hosting a party with 3, 9, and 7. What's going on? (Romano, Russia, Japan)
Romano: Where are the damn tomatoes?
Me: I have salsa. That close enough?
Romano: …-sigh- fine.
Japan: Kenzie, Russia found the alcohol.
Russia: Time to -hic- become one~, da~?
Me: Oh god damn it
3. 1 says 9 stole his/her last (Favorite food/drink). Reactions? (Germany, Russia)
Germany: That dummkoph!
Me: What happened?
Germany: Russia stole my last beer! Now I'm going to give him a piece of my mind!
Me: Before you do that, consider this: Drunk Russia.
Russia: -Hic- What pre-pretty sunflowers.
Germany: …I can buy more
Me: Good thinking.
4. 4 and 9 are picking on 3. Why? What do you do? (Sweden, Russia, Romano)
Me: -Hugging a crying Romano- Its okay, shh shh, you're okay. Tell me what happened.</P>
Romano: Those bastards beat me up and tried to take my land again
Sweden: I w'nt'd th' r''m f'r my w'fe.
Russia: Aww but don't you want to become one with mother Russia?
Me: Both of you knock it off or I'm getting Belarus.
Russia: …You can have him.
5. 7 is spreading rumors about 2 and 10. What is it about? (Japan, Italy, Australia)
Japan: Kenzie, I've gotten word about Italy and Australia? I've heard they have storen a rare diamond.
Me: Um Are you sure? That sounds a little far-fetched for those two, especially Italy.
Italy: Ciao! What are you guys-a talking about?
Me: Oh just some silly rumor about you and Australia being diamond thieves. Hahaha
Australia: Heh y-yea, how silly -shifty eyes-
Me: …I want to know and yet I feel it would be stupid.
6. 8 and 3 ask a favor of you. What for? Your reaction? (China, Romano)
Romano: Hey, Kenzie, we need an opinion out of you.
Me: Okay. Of what?
China: Whose food is better, mine or Romano's?
Me: …
Romano: Well?
China: Which is it?
Me: … DON"T MAKE ME CHOOSE!
7. 3 and 4 have a big secret. You and 5 happen to stumble upon it. What is it? (Romano, Sweden, Spain)
Spain: So anyway, Netherlands was chasing me, head covered in syrup and-
Me: Wait, what's going on over there?
Spain: it looks like…
Romano: Damn it, its too hard!
Sweden: Here let me help -helping Romano build a bird house-
Me: Awww so sweet!
Spain: -pouts- he's playing with MY Lovi
Me: Hush and hand me my camera
8. 2 says that 1, 7, 8 are fighting over you. He suggests 7. Who do you pick? (Italy, Germany, Japan, China)
Italy: Ve hey Kenzie, there are Germany, Japan, and China are fight over you!
Me: Really?
Italy: Si! Just listen!
Germany: Nein! Kenzie belongs vith me.
China: Aiyah in your dreams!
Japan: You are both wrong, she belongs with me
Me: -blush- wow
Italy: I think you should pick Japan.
Me: Actually, I think I'm going to pick Germany
Italy: Really?
Me: Yea. I just have a think for tough guys
9. 5's birthday is today, but he is all alone. What do you do? (Spain)
Spain: -Sigh- Some birthday this is…
Me: Heya Spain! I was thinking for you're birthday, you and me could go tomato picking and make salsa!
Spain: -smiles- I'd like that a lot.
Me: Feliz cumpleanos, Espana!
10. 6 wants to kiss you. What do you do? (America)
America: Kiss me~
Me: No thank you
America: Why not?
Me: Your breath reeks of beef
11. 3 is obsessed with 10. How does 4 deal with his/her jealousy? (Romano, Australia, Sweden)
Romano: That man and his tan
Sweden: …
Romano: -imaging Aussie wrestling and alligator…shirtless-
Sweden: -looking for a blunt object-
12. 1 is becoming really irritating. Why? Reaction? (Germany)
Me: Can we please stop running?!
Germany: Nein, a few more miles!
Me: You are getting a little less hot every mile
13. You are hosting a slumber party, inviting 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 over and you're being forced to pair up with someone to sleep with from losing a bet. Who do you end up with? (Germany, Romano, Spain, Japan, Russia) Okay to make this more random, I rolled dice but that's just me
Russia: See? I told you I could do it. Now we share sleeping bag, da?
Me: How did you survive eating that scone?!
Romano: He cheated, that's how! So you shouldn't have to do it!
Russia: What was that, little one? -dark aura-
Romano: N-nothing
Germany: -mumbles- Should have been me…
14. Refer to (13). While you guys prepare for bed, that person strips down to his/her underwear, saying it is his/her pajamas. What do you do?
Me: Okay fine. I guess we- where are your clothes?
Russia: Oh, I sleep in my underwear.
Me: …Seriously?
Russia: Da~
Me: -///- Oh my…
15. Same question with 2, 4, 6, 8, 10. What do you do? (Italy, Sweden, America, Japan, Australia)
America: Sweet! Looks like were sharing tonight, babe!
Me: Oh goody…
America: What? Don't you want some of this? -points to self-
Me: Not when "this" smells like beef
16. Same thing, except he is flirting with you. What do you do?
America: Hey Kenzie
Me: Yea?
America: Where are you from? Heaven?
Me: Yes, I died 15 years ago from that line.
17. 5 and 6 ask you to decide who is better looking. Who do you choose? (Spain, America)
America: Hey, who looks better?
Me: Spain
Spain: Gracias!
America: What! why?
Me: Two words: Dat ass
18. 1 and 10? (Germany, Australia)
Me: I got to say Germany
Germany: -blush- thank you liebing
Australia: But why?
Me: One of my friends already has dibs on you so, yea
19. 2 and 7? (Italy, Japan)
Me: Oh now this is hard! You both are so cute!
Italy: Ve~ you think I'm cute? Ya!
Japan: Werl that is enough for me.
20. You go to a party with 3. Where? Why? (Romano)
Me: Hey thanks for inviting me to your pasta party
Romano: Whatever. Just don't mess up
Me: Well gee thanks
Romano: Your f***ing welcome
21. 1 is dying. What do you do? (Germany)
Me: No! Germany please!
Germany: P-please, don't cry for me.
Me: But I don't want to lose you!
Germany: Kenzie, b-before I go, there…there is something I need to tell you.
Me: Wh-what?
Germany: I-ich liebe dich, mein frau -dies-
Me: NOOOOOOO!!!!
(Geez that's kind of a downer, isn't it? I'll fix that in the next one)
22. Out of 1, 2, 3, who is your Valentine's date? (Germany, Italy, Romano)
Me: I have to go with Doitsu
Germany: Thank you, Kenize
Romano: WHAT?! How could you choose that potato bastard
Me: But I like potatos
Romano: Oh god there's two of them!
23. Same question except 4, 5, 6. (Sweden, Spain, America)
Me: I'll take Sweden
Sweden: D'es th't m'an y'u'll be my w'fe?
Me: ^///^ sure
Spain: Aww what does he have that we don't?
America: About 10 ft in height
24. Again, because the meme demands it! 7, 8, 9. (Japan, China, Russia)
Me: I think I'll go with-
Russia: Me
Me: Well, I was going to say-
Russia: Nyet, you pick me -lifts me over shoulder-
Me: …Okay then, I guess I'm going with Russia.
25. 10 takes you to the theatre. What goes on? (Australia)
Australia: Please, Kenzie?
Me: I don't know
Australia: -Puppy eyes-
Me: -sigh- fine
Australia: Yea! -runs into theater playing Crocodile Dundee-
26. 3 and 6 stole something of yours. What was it? Reaction? (Romano, America)
Romano: Check out what I stole at Kenzie's house
America: Did you take-
Romano: I sure did
-Meanwhile-
Me: Dammit, did they steal by tub again?!
27. You enter your house, only to find 1 moved in. What do you do? (Germany)
Me: Germany? What are you doing here?
Germany: Prussia is home for a month
Me: …Let me get the guest room ready
Germany: Zank you
28. 4 and 7 move in as well. Reaction? (Sweden, Japan)
Sweden: Hi
Me: You both too?
Japan: France is in my house
Sweden: Denmark is being a pain
Me: I'm going to need more beds
29. 1 is feeling ill. Why? Do you help? (Germany)
Me: Germany, you okay?
Germany: I've just got a cold
Me: Then its nurse Kenzie to the rescue! -puts on nurse outfit-
Germany: -nose bleed-
30. 2 had a car accident. What do you do? (Italy)
Me: Italy! Are you okay?!
Italy: Ve yea, this happened all the time
Me: …And how do you have a license?!
31. 4, 5, 6 invite you on a road trip! Then the vehicle breaks down. What happens? (Sweden, Spain, America)
Sweden: -looking under the hood- Eng'ne is b'st'd
Me: Great now what should we do?
America: Maybe you can get some one to pick us.
Me: How do you propose I do that?
America: Show a little leg, maybe some skin.
Spain: You want this senorita to show off for some weird pervert truck?
America: If it will get us home, if that what it takes.
Sweden: …R'th'nk y'ur pl'n b'f're I r'w'rk y'ur f'ce.
32. Needing help in classes. You have 4 and 8 to tutor you. What happens? (Sweden, China)
Me: Ugh! Math is too hard!
Sweden: I c'n h'lp y'u w'th y'ur h'm'w'rk
China: And I can make snacks while we study
Me: … best study group ever
33. A tornado wipes out 10's home. Do you help? (Australia)
Me: Australia, are you okay?!
Australia: Y-yea, just a bit shaken up. My home isn't so luck though.
Me: Here, you can stay with me until you get back on your feet.
Australia: -gives a tired smile- Thanks
Me: Anytime.
34. 7 asks you to help him/her make dinner using nothing marshmallows. Participate? (Japan)
Me: Do you know what this means?
Japan: What?
Me: Campfire!
35. Something's going on in 1's bedroom, you here 1 and 9 in there. Do you go in? (Germany, Russia)
Me: -prepares camera- I'm going in
36. You and 2 are stuck in an elevator. What happens? (Italy)
Italy: Veh, looks like were stuck
Me: Good thing I got a deck of cards on me.
37. Refer to (36) 3 happens to appear in the stuck elevator. Now what? (Romano)
Romano: -pop- How did I get here?
Me: I don't know but were stuck here
Romano: Oh great, just great
Me: Oh quiet and pick up some cards
Romano: -sigh- fine
38. 5 demands you be his wife/husband. What do you do? (Spain)
Spain: You must be mine!
Me: I'm sorry but I can't.
Spain: And why not?
Germany: She belongs to me
Spain: Says who?
Germany: Says me
(And a bad as fight over me incuses. Yay!)
39. You are asked to watch over 2, 4, and 6 for the day. What happens? (Italy, Sweden, America)
Italy: Ve where is the pasta?
America: Dude, where the burgers at?
Me: -sigh- this is not going to be my day, is it?
Sweden: Wh're is my w'fe?
Me: That would be a yes.
40. Refer to (39). 4 becomes a real pain. Reaction? (Sweden)
Sweden: -moping in the corner-
Me: -sigh- Sweden would you get out of there?
Sweden: B't I w'nt my w'fe
Me: How about we go make bird houses or something
Sweden: I g'ess
Me: That's the spirit, sport
41. 3, 5, 10 are drunk. What do you do? (Romano, Spain, Australia)
Romano: I swear -hic- I have gotten the most girls
Spain: N-no I say I top you
Australia: Maybe hee hee Kenzie could help is with this
Me: Oh dear
42. On Facebook, 8 and 9 are spamming you with love notes. What do you do? (China, Russia)
Me: Guys, you really need to ease up with the notes. As flattered as I am-
China: And you love mine best, right aru?
Russia: Nyet, she likes mine best.
Me: -you two are causing my computer to crash
43. 2 and 1 are playing pirate. Do you join? (Italy, Germany)
Germany: -holding wooden sword-
Italy: Arrr! Ve~
Me: Yo ho ho and a jar of dirt~!
44. You find out 4 is a terrorist. Join him/her or other option? (Sweden)
Me: Sweden, what are you doing with a this terrorist stuff?
Sweden: I'm g'tt'ng l'nd f'r my w'fe
Me: Stop it
Sweden: 'K'y
Then End
45. 2, 3, and 5 flood your house with cats. Your reaction? (Italy, Romano, Spain)
Italy: Look at all the kitties!
Romano: I don't think Kenzie is going to like this too much.
Me: -staring at the sea of cats-
Spain: Kenzie, we can explain…
Me: -swims into kitties- nya~!
46. In the dark, you, 3, 5, and 9 are locked in a room. What happens? (Romano, Spain, Russia)
Romano: Way to go, bastard. We're stuck in here.
Spain: I'm sorry, Lovi!
Romano: Oh you'll be sorry alright! -continues yelling at Spain-
Me: Guys stop fighting! Its too cramped in here. Ow, Romano, get your arm off my waist!
Romano: I'm not sitting by you…
Me: Then who-
Russia: kolkolkolkol
47. You enter your bathroom, only to find 10 using your shower. What do you do? (Australia)
Me: Oh crap! -covers virgin eyes- Sorry Australia, I didn't know you were in here.
Australia: It's all good, mate. You're always welcome to join~
Me: -turns new shades of red- Pervert!
48. While jogging with 1, you twist your ankle. Does 1 help? (Germany)
Me: Ow! Damn it. -rubs hurt ankle-
Germany: Can you valk at all?
Me: Let me try. -begins to stand up but loses balance- that would be a negative
Germany: -lifts me up bridle-style- Here, we can treat it at my place.
Me: -blush- Thank you
Germany: no problem -secret blush-
49. 9 lost a bet against you. Why? What is the outcome? (Russia)
Me: See? I told you I could make England eat McDonalds!
Russia: -Sigh- Alright, you win, sunflower.
Me: And you know what to do~
Russia: -begins to sneak up behind Belarus, preparing to surprise-glomp her-
Me: -sits back and enjoys the show-
50. Everyone planned a surprise party for you. What happens?
Me: -walks into house and turns on light-
Everyone: Surprise!
Me: Huh?! What's all this?
Germany: Vell, we heard your next birthday vas ze big 18
Italy: So we wanted to celebrate!
Me: -tears up slightly- oh you guys…
America: Can we have cake now?
(Fun fact: I am actually turning 18 on my next birthday)
1.Germany
2.Italy
3.Romano
4.Sweden
5.Spain
6.America
7.Japan
8.China
9.Russia
10.Australia
1. 6 enters your bedroom at night, saying (s)he had a nightmare. What do you do? (America)
America: Kenzie? Are you sleeping?
Me: -muffles through covers- No, I'm skydiving. What is it?
America: Can I stay in here tonight? I can't sleep.
Me: Which movie?
America: Human Centipede
Me: Oh geez. -sigh- Alright, get over here.
America: -Along with Mr. Pillow, hops in my bed- You are an awesome dudette.
Me: Great, thanks, now go to sleep. And watch your hands, pal.
2. You're hosting a party with 3, 9, and 7. What's going on? (Romano, Russia, Japan)
Romano: Where are the damn tomatoes?
Me: I have salsa. That close enough?
Romano: …-sigh- fine.
Japan: Kenzie, Russia found the alcohol.
Russia: Time to -hic- become one~, da~?
Me: Oh god damn it
3. 1 says 9 stole his/her last (Favorite food/drink). Reactions? (Germany, Russia)
Germany: That dummkoph!
Me: What happened?
Germany: Russia stole my last beer! Now I'm going to give him a piece of my mind!
Me: Before you do that, consider this: Drunk Russia.
Russia: -Hic- What pre-pretty sunflowers.
Germany: …I can buy more
Me: Good thinking.
4. 4 and 9 are picking on 3. Why? What do you do? (Sweden, Russia, Romano)
Me: -Hugging a crying Romano- Its okay, shh shh, you're okay. Tell me what happened.</P>
Romano: Those bastards beat me up and tried to take my land again
Sweden: I w'nt'd th' r''m f'r my w'fe.
Russia: Aww but don't you want to become one with mother Russia?
Me: Both of you knock it off or I'm getting Belarus.
Russia: …You can have him.
5. 7 is spreading rumors about 2 and 10. What is it about? (Japan, Italy, Australia)
Japan: Kenzie, I've gotten word about Italy and Australia? I've heard they have storen a rare diamond.
Me: Um Are you sure? That sounds a little far-fetched for those two, especially Italy.
Italy: Ciao! What are you guys-a talking about?
Me: Oh just some silly rumor about you and Australia being diamond thieves. Hahaha
Australia: Heh y-yea, how silly -shifty eyes-
Me: …I want to know and yet I feel it would be stupid.
6. 8 and 3 ask a favor of you. What for? Your reaction? (China, Romano)
Romano: Hey, Kenzie, we need an opinion out of you.
Me: Okay. Of what?
China: Whose food is better, mine or Romano's?
Me: …
Romano: Well?
China: Which is it?
Me: … DON"T MAKE ME CHOOSE!
7. 3 and 4 have a big secret. You and 5 happen to stumble upon it. What is it? (Romano, Sweden, Spain)
Spain: So anyway, Netherlands was chasing me, head covered in syrup and-
Me: Wait, what's going on over there?
Spain: it looks like…
Romano: Damn it, its too hard!
Sweden: Here let me help -helping Romano build a bird house-
Me: Awww so sweet!
Spain: -pouts- he's playing with MY Lovi
Me: Hush and hand me my camera
8. 2 says that 1, 7, 8 are fighting over you. He suggests 7. Who do you pick? (Italy, Germany, Japan, China)
Italy: Ve hey Kenzie, there are Germany, Japan, and China are fight over you!
Me: Really?
Italy: Si! Just listen!
Germany: Nein! Kenzie belongs vith me.
China: Aiyah in your dreams!
Japan: You are both wrong, she belongs with me
Me: -blush- wow
Italy: I think you should pick Japan.
Me: Actually, I think I'm going to pick Germany
Italy: Really?
Me: Yea. I just have a think for tough guys
9. 5's birthday is today, but he is all alone. What do you do? (Spain)
Spain: -Sigh- Some birthday this is…
Me: Heya Spain! I was thinking for you're birthday, you and me could go tomato picking and make salsa!
Spain: -smiles- I'd like that a lot.
Me: Feliz cumpleanos, Espana!
10. 6 wants to kiss you. What do you do? (America)
America: Kiss me~
Me: No thank you
America: Why not?
Me: Your breath reeks of beef
11. 3 is obsessed with 10. How does 4 deal with his/her jealousy? (Romano, Australia, Sweden)
Romano: That man and his tan
Sweden: …
Romano: -imaging Aussie wrestling and alligator…shirtless-
Sweden: -looking for a blunt object-
12. 1 is becoming really irritating. Why? Reaction? (Germany)
Me: Can we please stop running?!
Germany: Nein, a few more miles!
Me: You are getting a little less hot every mile
13. You are hosting a slumber party, inviting 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 over and you're being forced to pair up with someone to sleep with from losing a bet. Who do you end up with? (Germany, Romano, Spain, Japan, Russia) Okay to make this more random, I rolled dice but that's just me
Russia: See? I told you I could do it. Now we share sleeping bag, da?
Me: How did you survive eating that scone?!
Romano: He cheated, that's how! So you shouldn't have to do it!
Russia: What was that, little one? -dark aura-
Romano: N-nothing
Germany: -mumbles- Should have been me…
14. Refer to (13). While you guys prepare for bed, that person strips down to his/her underwear, saying it is his/her pajamas. What do you do?
Me: Okay fine. I guess we- where are your clothes?
Russia: Oh, I sleep in my underwear.
Me: …Seriously?
Russia: Da~
Me: -///- Oh my…
15. Same question with 2, 4, 6, 8, 10. What do you do? (Italy, Sweden, America, Japan, Australia)
America: Sweet! Looks like were sharing tonight, babe!
Me: Oh goody…
America: What? Don't you want some of this? -points to self-
Me: Not when "this" smells like beef
16. Same thing, except he is flirting with you. What do you do?
America: Hey Kenzie
Me: Yea?
America: Where are you from? Heaven?
Me: Yes, I died 15 years ago from that line.
17. 5 and 6 ask you to decide who is better looking. Who do you choose? (Spain, America)
America: Hey, who looks better?
Me: Spain
Spain: Gracias!
America: What! why?
Me: Two words: Dat ass
18. 1 and 10? (Germany, Australia)
Me: I got to say Germany
Germany: -blush- thank you liebing
Australia: But why?
Me: One of my friends already has dibs on you so, yea
19. 2 and 7? (Italy, Japan)
Me: Oh now this is hard! You both are so cute!
Italy: Ve~ you think I'm cute? Ya!
Japan: Werl that is enough for me.
20. You go to a party with 3. Where? Why? (Romano)
Me: Hey thanks for inviting me to your pasta party
Romano: Whatever. Just don't mess up
Me: Well gee thanks
Romano: Your f***ing welcome
21. 1 is dying. What do you do? (Germany)
Me: No! Germany please!
Germany: P-please, don't cry for me.
Me: But I don't want to lose you!
Germany: Kenzie, b-before I go, there…there is something I need to tell you.
Me: Wh-what?
Germany: I-ich liebe dich, mein frau -dies-
Me: NOOOOOOO!!!!
(Geez that's kind of a downer, isn't it? I'll fix that in the next one)
22. Out of 1, 2, 3, who is your Valentine's date? (Germany, Italy, Romano)
Me: I have to go with Doitsu
Germany: Thank you, Kenize
Romano: WHAT?! How could you choose that potato bastard
Me: But I like potatos
Romano: Oh god there's two of them!
23. Same question except 4, 5, 6. (Sweden, Spain, America)
Me: I'll take Sweden
Sweden: D'es th't m'an y'u'll be my w'fe?
Me: ^///^ sure
Spain: Aww what does he have that we don't?
America: About 10 ft in height
24. Again, because the meme demands it! 7, 8, 9. (Japan, China, Russia)
Me: I think I'll go with-
Russia: Me
Me: Well, I was going to say-
Russia: Nyet, you pick me -lifts me over shoulder-
Me: …Okay then, I guess I'm going with Russia.
25. 10 takes you to the theatre. What goes on? (Australia)
Australia: Please, Kenzie?
Me: I don't know
Australia: -Puppy eyes-
Me: -sigh- fine
Australia: Yea! -runs into theater playing Crocodile Dundee-
26. 3 and 6 stole something of yours. What was it? Reaction? (Romano, America)
Romano: Check out what I stole at Kenzie's house
America: Did you take-
Romano: I sure did
-Meanwhile-
Me: Dammit, did they steal by tub again?!
27. You enter your house, only to find 1 moved in. What do you do? (Germany)
Me: Germany? What are you doing here?
Germany: Prussia is home for a month
Me: …Let me get the guest room ready
Germany: Zank you
28. 4 and 7 move in as well. Reaction? (Sweden, Japan)
Sweden: Hi
Me: You both too?
Japan: France is in my house
Sweden: Denmark is being a pain
Me: I'm going to need more beds
29. 1 is feeling ill. Why? Do you help? (Germany)
Me: Germany, you okay?
Germany: I've just got a cold
Me: Then its nurse Kenzie to the rescue! -puts on nurse outfit-
Germany: -nose bleed-
30. 2 had a car accident. What do you do? (Italy)
Me: Italy! Are you okay?!
Italy: Ve yea, this happened all the time
Me: …And how do you have a license?!
31. 4, 5, 6 invite you on a road trip! Then the vehicle breaks down. What happens? (Sweden, Spain, America)
Sweden: -looking under the hood- Eng'ne is b'st'd
Me: Great now what should we do?
America: Maybe you can get some one to pick us.
Me: How do you propose I do that?
America: Show a little leg, maybe some skin.
Spain: You want this senorita to show off for some weird pervert truck?
America: If it will get us home, if that what it takes.
Sweden: …R'th'nk y'ur pl'n b'f're I r'w'rk y'ur f'ce.
32. Needing help in classes. You have 4 and 8 to tutor you. What happens? (Sweden, China)
Me: Ugh! Math is too hard!
Sweden: I c'n h'lp y'u w'th y'ur h'm'w'rk
China: And I can make snacks while we study
Me: … best study group ever
33. A tornado wipes out 10's home. Do you help? (Australia)
Me: Australia, are you okay?!
Australia: Y-yea, just a bit shaken up. My home isn't so luck though.
Me: Here, you can stay with me until you get back on your feet.
Australia: -gives a tired smile- Thanks
Me: Anytime.
34. 7 asks you to help him/her make dinner using nothing marshmallows. Participate? (Japan)
Me: Do you know what this means?
Japan: What?
Me: Campfire!
35. Something's going on in 1's bedroom, you here 1 and 9 in there. Do you go in? (Germany, Russia)
Me: -prepares camera- I'm going in
36. You and 2 are stuck in an elevator. What happens? (Italy)
Italy: Veh, looks like were stuck
Me: Good thing I got a deck of cards on me.
37. Refer to (36) 3 happens to appear in the stuck elevator. Now what? (Romano)
Romano: -pop- How did I get here?
Me: I don't know but were stuck here
Romano: Oh great, just great
Me: Oh quiet and pick up some cards
Romano: -sigh- fine
38. 5 demands you be his wife/husband. What do you do? (Spain)
Spain: You must be mine!
Me: I'm sorry but I can't.
Spain: And why not?
Germany: She belongs to me
Spain: Says who?
Germany: Says me
(And a bad as fight over me incuses. Yay!)
39. You are asked to watch over 2, 4, and 6 for the day. What happens? (Italy, Sweden, America)
Italy: Ve where is the pasta?
America: Dude, where the burgers at?
Me: -sigh- this is not going to be my day, is it?
Sweden: Wh're is my w'fe?
Me: That would be a yes.
40. Refer to (39). 4 becomes a real pain. Reaction? (Sweden)
Sweden: -moping in the corner-
Me: -sigh- Sweden would you get out of there?
Sweden: B't I w'nt my w'fe
Me: How about we go make bird houses or something
Sweden: I g'ess
Me: That's the spirit, sport
41. 3, 5, 10 are drunk. What do you do? (Romano, Spain, Australia)
Romano: I swear -hic- I have gotten the most girls
Spain: N-no I say I top you
Australia: Maybe hee hee Kenzie could help is with this
Me: Oh dear
42. On Facebook, 8 and 9 are spamming you with love notes. What do you do? (China, Russia)
Me: Guys, you really need to ease up with the notes. As flattered as I am-
China: And you love mine best, right aru?
Russia: Nyet, she likes mine best.
Me: -you two are causing my computer to crash
43. 2 and 1 are playing pirate. Do you join? (Italy, Germany)
Germany: -holding wooden sword-
Italy: Arrr! Ve~
Me: Yo ho ho and a jar of dirt~!
44. You find out 4 is a terrorist. Join him/her or other option? (Sweden)
Me: Sweden, what are you doing with a this terrorist stuff?
Sweden: I'm g'tt'ng l'nd f'r my w'fe
Me: Stop it
Sweden: 'K'y
Then End
45. 2, 3, and 5 flood your house with cats. Your reaction? (Italy, Romano, Spain)
Italy: Look at all the kitties!
Romano: I don't think Kenzie is going to like this too much.
Me: -staring at the sea of cats-
Spain: Kenzie, we can explain…
Me: -swims into kitties- nya~!
46. In the dark, you, 3, 5, and 9 are locked in a room. What happens? (Romano, Spain, Russia)
Romano: Way to go, bastard. We're stuck in here.
Spain: I'm sorry, Lovi!
Romano: Oh you'll be sorry alright! -continues yelling at Spain-
Me: Guys stop fighting! Its too cramped in here. Ow, Romano, get your arm off my waist!
Romano: I'm not sitting by you…
Me: Then who-
Russia: kolkolkolkol
47. You enter your bathroom, only to find 10 using your shower. What do you do? (Australia)
Me: Oh crap! -covers virgin eyes- Sorry Australia, I didn't know you were in here.
Australia: It's all good, mate. You're always welcome to join~
Me: -turns new shades of red- Pervert!
48. While jogging with 1, you twist your ankle. Does 1 help? (Germany)
Me: Ow! Damn it. -rubs hurt ankle-
Germany: Can you valk at all?
Me: Let me try. -begins to stand up but loses balance- that would be a negative
Germany: -lifts me up bridle-style- Here, we can treat it at my place.
Me: -blush- Thank you
Germany: no problem -secret blush-
49. 9 lost a bet against you. Why? What is the outcome? (Russia)
Me: See? I told you I could make England eat McDonalds!
Russia: -Sigh- Alright, you win, sunflower.
Me: And you know what to do~
Russia: -begins to sneak up behind Belarus, preparing to surprise-glomp her-
Me: -sits back and enjoys the show-
50. Everyone planned a surprise party for you. What happens?
Me: -walks into house and turns on light-
Everyone: Surprise!
Me: Huh?! What's all this?
Germany: Vell, we heard your next birthday vas ze big 18
Italy: So we wanted to celebrate!
Me: -tears up slightly- oh you guys…
America: Can we have cake now?
(Fun fact: I am actually turning 18 on my next birthday)
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